Roadside Hurling…

From the previous post you probably know that I am feeling like ass today.  I spent most of the morning tossing my cookies.  I have decided to try Tums to see if that can pull me through the day as I am confident that I got some sort of food poisoning.

We made our first stop and the co-pilot got regular patches and that was all.  Following that we stopped and got some gas and checked the tires.  I asked the co-pilot if he wanted something and he said a Big Mamas Breakfast and I asked really.   This was meet with his response of, “Not Anymore!  Just get me a cheese Danish.”  He did not like that I asked if that is what he really wanted.  From this one occurrence I knew it was going to be a bitch of a day.

Trying to defuse the situation I got the Big Mamas Breakfast and a cheese Danish.  I returned to the RV and offered him a choice of the two.  He replied that he did not want any of it, nothing.  Fine,  I threw everything in the trash in the RV.  We made it about five miles down the road and he got up and took it out of the trash.  Following that I shot this video footage …

Today I noticed that the co-pilot was wearing an Orange shirt and Black shorts, very Halloween.  Yesterday he was wearing a Green shirt with Red shorts, very Christmas.  I am wonder what color combination tomorrow will bring.

In the afternoon the co-pilot told me he was glad that I was feeling better.  Hummm … I told him I am still feeling like crap.  He assumed that I was feeling better because I have not said anything.  Okay we all know I don’t feel good … not sure what the point is in bitching about it all day.  He asked if I just wanted to go to Denver, CO and pass Wichita, KS.  No matter where I was I am going to feel like shit … there is no point in changing our plans.

So at this point I had to pull over and blow chunks road side.  While I was in the middle of blowing chunks the co-pilot asked me if I was hungry … ummm no, I don’t really feel like eating right now.  After this little road side adventure my neck was hurting, think I pulled a muscle.

We arrive in the town for our second stop for the day … while driving through the town I had relations there.  I am beginning that I have relations in every town we go too.  I have heard this in almost every town in Missouri, Nebraska and Kansas.  I know this is true for Lakewood, Colorado … but I am sure that I will not hear it for that town.

We arrive at our second stop and WOW, the are all sold out of the special issues he was hoping to get.  This was meet with the co-pilot stating, “How dare you sell out of the patch I traveled so far to get.”  The lady looked at the co-pilot had a third eye and arm.  I really do not think he get that people do not understand his hobby … the average person does not know what a CSP is.

So I know the co-pilot is in a mood today … I need to find a park with cable or he is going to make my night hell.  I called around and found one but it was thirteen miles out of the way.  A small price to pay!  The entire way there I was bombarded with questions like, “What time is it?”, “How much farther is it?”, “Are you hungry yet?”, “Are you sure the park has cable?” and so on!

Today was hell day for me …. Week one was a little ruff, week two was good and week three is not going well.  Week two must have been the eye of the storm.